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Chairman Meow Warns Kim Jong Un: “I Haz a Map…”

AP: Tensions between Kim Jong Un, and Chairman Meow escalated further today as Chairman Meow warned the North Korean leader, I haz a map, while releasing the photo below:

The photo confirms that Great Leader Meow does indeed have a map, and also demonstrates that his pointing skills are clearly superior to Kim’s.

Chairman Meow then added that, “all options are on the table… which iz where I’m going to take a nap now. kthxbye.”

This brazen provocation, which is presumably a response to Kim’s recent threat to develop a giant space laser-pointer rattled already jittery financial markets around the world.

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