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Chairman Meow Warns Kim Jong Un, “I Also Haz a Shiny Metal Thing”

AP: Tensions escalated even further on the Korean Peninsula today as Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Information released a provocative photo of the Dear Leader posing in front of an unidentified, and sinister-looking metallic object accompanied by the caption, “I also haz a big, shiny metal thing.” The latest photo comes on the heels of Chairman […]

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Chairman Meow Warns Kim Jong Un: “I Haz a Map…”

AP: Tensions between Kim Jong Un, and Chairman Meow escalated further today as Chairman Meow warned the North Korean leader, “I haz a map,“ while releasing the photo below: The photo confirms that Great Leader Meow does indeed have a map, and also demonstrates that his pointing skills are clearly superior to Kim’s. Chairman Meow then added […]

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Toxoplasmosis: How Cat Poop Can Turn You Into a Crazy Cat Lady (or Gentleman)

Dear Chairman Meow, is “crazy cat lady syndrome” actually real? Please educate me with your vast knowledge. – Jim S. of Winfield, PA Yes, Jim, it’s a real thing. Allow Chairman Meow to educate you about a tiny parasite, called toxoplasma gondii, that creates crazy cat ladies who hoard many kittehs. How toxoplasmosis helps cats […]

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Kim Jong-Un Warns Cats: “I Has a Giant Space Laser-Pointer”

AP: Kim Jong Un Threatens Cats With Giant Space-Laser – In what appears to be retaliation after a recent alliance between Lenin Cat and Chairman Meow, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un warned that he has obtained a “giant space-laser,” saying: “The kitty can not resist the laser beam. I have personally instructed my scientists to create a huge frickin’ […]

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Chairman Meow Calls for Boycott of Canis Minor Constellation

Once again, Chairman Meow finds himself at odds with the scientific community. Why, you ask?  Two words: Canis Minor. The elites would have us believe that Canis Minor is a legitimate constellation that resembles a dog, but I dissent.  Gather around, my students, and let Chairman Meow educate you on the most disgraceful “constellation” in […]

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Chairman Meow Explains Difference Between Cats & Possums

Dear Chairman Meow, what kind of cat is this!? – Dan, Miami Florida Thank you for your question, Dan. Apparently there has been some confusion as to what is a kitty, and what is not a kitty. This may be due to recent proliferation of fake news on the inter-webs. Or, perhaps this “kitty confusion” can […]