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Humpty Dumpty, Entropy, & Gold: Why This Won’t End Well!

Dear Chairman Meow, Is gold real money? – Janet Y., Washington, D.C. Ah, thank you for your question, Janet. Chairman Meow is a very knowledgeable and observant cat with a healthy distrust for human governments. Allow him to teach you about a concept called, “entropy,” that is pervasive in our world, and tell you why it […]

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Chairman Meow Challenges Kim Jong Un’s “Army-Girl Band”

“…I’m in command, hot damn, I got an all-girl band!” – Salt n’ Peppa In a move seems to directly challenge Chairman Meow and other world leaders, Kim Jong Un has assembled a state-sponsored North Korean army girl band. In this newly released video, you can watch them playing toe-tapping propaganda favorites like “Let’s Support […]

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Who Is Ceiling Cat? A Brief History of the Divine Kitty

“Dear Glorious Leader Chairman Meow: who is Ceiling Cat?” – Timmy, Austin TX Thank you for your sincere, but slightly naive question, Timmy. Unlike your false digital idol, Siri, Chairman Meow has true knowledge of all things. Now, I will fumigate my wisdom of Ceiling Cat upon you. Who Is Ceiling Cat? Ceiling Cat is […]

Chairman Meow: Some Animals Are More Equal

Chairman Meow: Some Animals Are More Equal   Available on light & dark at T-Shirts at our threadless.com shop Limited edition, signed, screen-printed poster coming soon!   Chairman Meow: Some Animals are More Equal Chairman Meow believes that all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. In fact, the Kitty is so […]

BELIEVE: To the Cosmos! – Long Live the Kitty

To the Cosmos!   Available on light & dark at T-Shirts at our threadless.com shop! Limited edition, signed, screen-printed poster coming soon     To the Cosmos! Chairman Meow Will Explore Space Already a hero for his bravery, the intrepid Great Helmsman Meow promises to bring glory to the Kitty Revolution by putting a cat […]

BELIEVE! Long Live Chairman Meow: War on Vermin

BELIEVE! Long Live Chairman Meow: War on Vermin Available on light & dark at T-Shirts at our threadless.com store The War on Vermin: Long Live Chairman Meow This glorious new design is a tribute to Chairman Meow and his leadership in the War on Vermin. Chairman Meow is all-knowing, and protects us and our children […]