Felis the Cat: The Glorious KITTY Constellation Lost to History

“Dear Chairman Meow, are there any domestic cat constellations in the sky?” – Joanna R., Lansdale, Pa Excellent question, Joanna, and you are in luck because Chairman Meow has infinite knowledge of all things. Allow Teacher Meow to fumigate his wisdom upon you. Yes, in fact, there used to be a glorious constellation called, Felis the Cat. […]

Did Martha Washington Name Her Cat After Alexander Hamilton?

Dear Chairman Meow, is it true that Martha Washington named her cat after Alexander Hamilton? – Peggy, New York, NY Yes, Peggy, rumor has it that Founding Father Alexander Hamilton was a bit of a dog when it came to the ladies. Actually, you could say he was more of a tomcat; and George Washington’s wife, […]

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A New Phase of Kitty Evolution? Here’s the Shocking Proof

Scientists: Are Cats Rapidly Evolving? – In a shocking press release today, Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Science has provided scientific evidence that cats are evolving at a stunning pace. The stunning video clearly shows a kitty walking upright like a human. Believing that she was not being observed, the kitty reportedly walked into the kitchen, made a tuna […]

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Humpty Dumpty, Entropy, & Gold: Why This Won’t End Well!

Dear Chairman Meow, Is gold real money? – Janet Y., Washington, D.C. Ah, thank you for your question, Janet. Chairman Meow is a very knowledgeable and observant cat with a healthy distrust for human governments. Allow him to teach you about a concept called, “entropy,” that is pervasive in our world, and tell you why it […]

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Chairman Meow Challenges Kim Jong Un’s “Army-Girl Band”

“…I’m in command, hot damn, I got an all-girl band!” – Salt n’ Peppa In a move seems to directly challenge Chairman Meow and other world leaders, Kim Jong Un has assembled a state-sponsored North Korean army girl band. In this newly released video, you can watch them playing toe-tapping propaganda favorites like “Let’s Support […]

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Who Is Ceiling Cat? A Brief History of the Divine Kitty

“Dear Glorious Leader Chairman Meow: who is Ceiling Cat?” – Timmy, Austin TX Thank you for your sincere, but slightly naive question, Timmy. Unlike your false digital idol, Siri, Chairman Meow has true knowledge of all things. Now, I will fumigate my wisdom of Ceiling Cat upon you. Who Is Ceiling Cat? Ceiling Cat is […]