About Great Leader Chairman Meow

Who is Chairman Meow?

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Chairman Meow is warrior poet; a militant, immortal kitty with infinite wisdom that inspires thousands.

When he was born, a double-rainbow appeared in the sky, and a new constellation was born.

He has been reincarnated several times throughout history, and his latest incarnation occurred during the total eclipse of 2017.

It is believed that Chairman Meow has 9 lives, and his father is Ceiling CatHe is the leader of the glorious Kitty Revolution, which will triumphantly conclude in kitty world domination. 

Chairman Meow has several other (humble) titles, including:

  • Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander
  • The Great Sun of Life
  • (Furry) Father of the Nation
  • Great Kitteh, Who Descended from Ceiling Cat
  • World Leader of the 21st Century
  • Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradeship
  • The fuzzy lover
  • Triumphant General of the Kitty Revolution
  • Noble kitteh who is loved by many man, who, in kind, he loveth, too

Although Chairman Meow promotes equality, he reminds us that “some animals are more equal than others,” and that most humans deserve to be mere kitty servants, toiling in his catnip fields.


Chairman Meow: Leader of the Kitty Revolution

What is the Kitty Revolution? Humans are greedy and self-destructive, and their global economy is an unsustainable house of cards. In fact, their own Doomsday Clock is now set to 3 minutes to midnight as they keep producing more nuclear weapons and debt.

While humans hurtle towards their own self-destruction, the kitty just watches and waits.

Any day now, Great Leader Chairman Meow will raise his furry paw and give the signal to finally topple mankind, and assume control of the planet.

What Will Happen After the Kitty Revolution?

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“Imagine there’s no countries,
It isn’t hard to do.
Nothing to kill or die for,
and tasty salmon, too.”
– Chairman Meow

The Kitty Revolution will usher in a new age of peace and cat world domination under the leadership of Chairman Meow. This golden future time will offer riches more than the mind can picture for cats everywhere, as well as their human servants.

Some of the modest promises of Chairman Meow include:

  • ridding the world of all vermin
  • putting a kitty on Mars
  • A bounty of (slow-moving) salmon in every stream.

Who Will Chairman Meow Spare?


Chairman Meow is more equal than other animals, but realizes that some humans will still be needed after The Revolution. Even though the feline mind is far superior, it will take many generations before cats evolve to grow thumbs.

Because of this, Chairman Meow will need human workers. Patriots of the Kitty Revolution will be given the more desirable jobs, such as harvesting catnip and catching salmon.

Those who oppose or resist the kitty will spend the rest of their short lives expressing kitty anal glands and toiling in Chairman Meow’s salt mines.

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How Can a Human Join the Kitty Revolution?

The surest way to be avoid being a victim is to serve your own cats well.

You can also show your allegiance to Chairman Meow by purchasing his Kitty propaganda at: Threadless.com or Zazzle

Capitalist pigs can also support the glorious Kitty Revolution and show their allegiance to Chairman Meow with propaganda t-shirts and posters available below: (click to view larger)

Chairman Meow T-Shirts & Posters: (click a design)

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Chairman Meow: War on Vermin – Buy this poster | Buy this t-shirt
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Chairman Meow Icon: Buy this t-shirt
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Chairman Meow: To the Cosmos! – Buy This T-Shirt
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Chairman Meow is More Equal – Buy T-Shirt

*Although Chairman Meow disapproves of Capitalism, he finds it a necessary evil in order to obtain catnip and fishy treats, and to maintain his opulent 3-story catio. Please click above and buy something with your soon to be worthless human currency.

You may contact a servant of Chairman Meow at longlivethekitty (at) gmail.com – Also check out our new coupons for Checks Unlimited Snapfish, Walgreens Photos, ProFlowers, and FTD!