Dear Chairman Meow.
“Which theory is true: evolution, or intelligent design?” Mike P. of Columbus, Indiana
Thank you for your question, Mike. Wise Teacher Chairman Meow knows all things, and must inform you that both of these theories are wrong.
Perhaps Chairman Meow can clarify things:
Is everything clear now?
And, while we are on the subject of evolution, allow me to show you your place in all of this:
So, Mike, please email me again in a million years, and by then perhaps we can talk as equals.
Chairman Meow haz spoken.
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