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Shutterfly Shipping: Times & Costs (New)

How long does shutterfly take to ship, and how much does it cost? The total time that it takes to get your order depends on two factors added together: the amount of time to make your order (processing) and the time it takes to deliver (shipping). Remember, some items, like 4×6 prints, can be pickup up same-day […]

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Toxoplasmosis: How Cat Poop Can Turn You Into a Crazy Cat Lady (or Gentleman)

Dear Chairman Meow, is “crazy cat lady syndrome” actually real? Please educate me with your vast knowledge. – Jim S. of Winfield, PA Yes, Jim, it’s a real thing. Allow Chairman Meow to educate you about a tiny parasite, called toxoplasma gondii, that creates crazy cat ladies who hoard many kittehs. How toxoplasmosis helps cats […]

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Kim Jong-Un Warns Cats: “I Has a Giant Space Laser-Pointer”

AP: Kim Jong Un Threatens Cats With Giant Space-Laser – In what appears to be retaliation after a recent alliance between Lenin Cat and Chairman Meow, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un warned that he has obtained a “giant space-laser,” saying: “The kitty can not resist the laser beam. I have personally instructed my scientists to create a huge frickin’ […]

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Chairman Meow Calls for Boycott of Canis Minor Constellation

Once again, Chairman Meow finds himself at odds with the scientific community. Why, you ask?  Two words: Canis Minor. The elites would have us believe that Canis Minor is a legitimate constellation that resembles a dog, but I dissent.  Gather around, my students, and let Chairman Meow educate you on the most disgraceful “constellation” in […]

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Chairman Meow Explains Difference Between Cats & Possums

Dear Chairman Meow, what kind of cat is this!? – Dan, Miami Florida Thank you for your question, Dan. Apparently there has been some confusion as to what is a kitty, and what is not a kitty. This may be due to recent proliferation of fake news on the inter-webs. Or, perhaps this “kitty confusion” can […]

Felis the Cat: The Glorious KITTY Constellation Lost to History

“Dear Chairman Meow, are there any domestic cat constellations in the sky?” – Joanna R., Lansdale, Pa Excellent question, Joanna, and you are in luck because Chairman Meow has infinite knowledge of all things. Allow Teacher Meow to fumigate his wisdom upon you. Yes, in fact, there used to be a glorious constellation called, Felis the Cat. […]

Did Martha Washington Name Her Cat After Alexander Hamilton?

Dear Chairman Meow, is it true that Martha Washington named her cat after Alexander Hamilton? – Peggy, New York, NY Yes, Peggy, rumor has it that Founding Father Alexander Hamilton was a bit of a dog when it came to the ladies. Actually, you could say he was more of a tomcat; and George Washington’s wife, […]