The Truth About Evolution: Explained by Chairman Meow
Dear Chairman Meow.
“Which theory is true: evolution, or intelligent design?” Mike P. of Columbus, Indiana
Thank you for your question, Mike.…
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The First LOLcat? Brief History of Lolcats from Chairman Meow
Dear Chairman Meow,
What are LOLcats, and who created the first one? – Marcy D., Chicago, Il
For those who live under…
Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics: What Does “Muscle Shoals Has Got the Swampers” Mean?
Dear Chairman Meow,
“I can’t understand the lyrics of Sweet Home Alabama. Something about muscle shoals and the swampers? Please enlighten me.”…
Toxoplasmosis: How Cat Poop Can Turn You Into a Crazy Cat Lady
Dear Chairman Meow, is “crazy cat lady syndrome” actually real? Please educate me with your vast knowledge. – Jim S. of Winfield,…
Chairman Meow Explains Difference Between Cats & Possums
Dear Chairman Meow, what kind of cat is this!? – Dan, Miami Florida
Thank you for your question, Dan. Apparently there has…
Felis the Cat: The Glorious KITTY Constellation Lost to History
“Dear Chairman Meow, are there any domestic cat constellations in the sky?” – Joanna R., Lansdale, Pa
Excellent question, Joanna, and you…
A New Phase of Kitty Evolution? Here’s the Shocking Proof
Scientists: Are Cats Rapidly Evolving? – In a shocking press release today, Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Science has provided scientific evidence that…
Who Is Ceiling Cat? A Brief History of the Divine Kitty
“Dear Glorious Leader Chairman Meow: who is Ceiling Cat?” – Timmy, Austin TX
Thank you for your sincere, but slightly naive question,…
16 Great Cat Name Ideas Inspired by NFL Players
Dear Chairman Meow, What should I name our new kitty? – Robert G, Boston, Ma
Ah, yes, Robert. (Can I call you,…
“The Isolator” – A Really Dumb Invention By Hugo Gernsback
“Dear Chairman Meow: I have a great idea for an invention. What should I do?” – Kenny D, Moorestown, NJ
Well, Kenny,…