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The Truth About Evolution: Explained by Chairman Meow

Dear Chairman Meow.

“Which theory is true: evolution, or intelligent design?” Mike P. of Columbus, Indiana


Thank you for your question, Mike. Wise Teacher Chairman Meow knows all things, and must inform you that both of these theories are wrong.

Perhaps Chairman Meow can clarify things:

chairman meow cat evolution theory

Is everything clear now?

And, while we are on the subject of evolution, allow me to show you your place in all of this:

evolution of cat

So, Mike, please email me again in a million years, and by then perhaps we can talk as equals.

Chairman Meow haz spoken.


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Article by Kevin M.

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A New Phase of Kitty Evolution? Here’s the Shocking Proof

Scientists: Are Cats Rapidly Evolving? – In a shocking press release today, Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Science has provided scientific evidence that cats are evolving at a stunning pace.

The stunning video clearly shows a kitty walking upright like a human.

cat walking hind legs

shocking proof that cats are evolving

Believing that she was not being observed, the kitty reportedly walked into the kitchen, made a tuna sandwich, and binge-watched Game of Thrones before turning out the light and going to sleep:

Indisputable evidence of kitty evolution

Scientists are astounded at this documentation, as it provides more hard evidence for the Theory of Kitty Evolution,” first proposed by Charles Darwin in 1858, that has been gaining momentum and respect in the scientific community.

This recent documentation is just the latest in a series of photos and eye witness accounts from across the world that seem to support the controversial theory.

standing cat


What is next, a “cats” musical!?

One scientist believes that if this rapid evolution continues, the felines may begin to show human-like characteristics, possibly even learning to use their thumbs.

He went so far as to commission an artistic rendering (see below) of where he believes this shocking feline evolution, combined with global warming, will lead in the coming decades.

cats evolved

Cats by 2050?


Or, Another Theory:

chairman meow cat evolution theory

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